Ode To New Caps

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

I must make you curve.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

To not is absurd.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

But this task is of might,

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

I’ll be up all night.

Curving and bending and moulding to shape,

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

You keep me awake.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

I hold up and I see,

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

Your longed for symmetry.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

You can do no wrong.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

My bedhead is gone.

I'll wear you forwards, backwards, anyway I please

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

You give me such steez.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

You are so nifty.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

My 59/Fifty.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

Your stickers are gone.

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

I needn't look like lil’ John.

With your bend so strong, so round, and so fit,

Oh cap brim, oh cap brim

I’m reppin’ this sh*t.

Thank you New Era.